eclogues:

existential-bird:

eclogues:

if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth

do you understand what singlehandedly means?

no. do u smoke weed?

feelsguy:

groovin baby!!!!!!

trapcard:

ITHGHYGYFHFYFFG

angeredteabag:

kids-n-teens-blog:

 

everchanging-flower:

punkbonnibel:

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one (1) good idea.

vampireapologist:

twitter is dangerous in that it lets me publish my stream of consciousness in real-time

toshio:

WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS LMFAOOOOO

beetledrink:

bogleech:

Maybe this was common knowledge to some folks but I only learned today that koalas have so little cognitive power, they won’t recognize leaves as food if they’re not on a tree branch. They have almost 0 learning capability or problem solving ability.

dumbass